I don’t know whose idea this was

but whoever came up with this plan for wearing miniskirts and those boots (while we’re on the subject, who came up with Ugg boots at all?), whoever came up with that plan, they should have their noses pulled off. With pliers. Nobody wins when that ensemble happens. Nobody. And don’t even get me started on the subject of adding leggings. I have a very short list of things that are never okay, and one of those things is leggings.