I Will Tell You What to Think

Today, I went to the insurance place for work; and on my way out, they gave me a free pencil. I like a free pencil. With a nice, new, shar...

I am capitalizing on my sisters' absence to go crazy with incense. I have always wanted incense, but I never burned any, because I don...

I really want a pet pig. I have wanted a pet pig for a while. Pigs are smart and clean and they have sweet snuffly noses, but eventually...

Well, not screaming. But it was a terrible nightmare. I was supposed to be teaching these third-graders, but I had no lesson plans and no ...

My mother and I were talking last week about Memorable Reading Experiences, and she had all these memories of where she was, and what she wa...

The library hates me and breaks my heart. They are constructing some new system to catalogue the books and keep track of what patrons have ...

When I was a child I thought as a child and my slaughter policy was as follows: 1. Don't kill anything cute. 2. Kill other noncute thing...

Oh my God! Look at what has happened! Look how the internet senses & responds to my every whim! Beautiful, wonderful, amazing, brilli...

How come I am so much more insane about preaching the goodness of books/films/TV shows that I originally didn't want to read/watch? You...

So today I was going through pictures of my work, right, and I found a picture in this office with a fish. In a fishbowl. And at first I w...