I Will Tell You What to Think

So I was trying to figure out whether you call Papa Murphy's in advance to order a pizza or just go pick it up there, right, and I was h...

No, well, maybe it will. I'm just being mean because this makes me throw up. Not all men were so disenchanted, though [with the film of...

Sometimes it is pissingly terrifying, and I have to pause it, write a quick complainy blog post about how scary it is, and find out from Wik...

to watch all the episodes of Dr. Who with David Tennant that there are in the world right now. I am rather fond of Dr. Who . I have only ...

So I went to the book shop today to do some thinking about Christmas shopping, and I was curled up in the armchairs by the escalators readin...

The mad Christmas-gift buying that can occur! I made my crappy-ass week a lot better today by purchasing my very, very first Christmas gift...

Watch the Colbert Report after the election. I realize that from now on, every single non-rerun episode of the Colbert Report is the Colb...

In the first place, people are always saying you can't start singing Christmas carols until after Thanksgiving. Though this is obvious ...

I was driving today, as one does (unless one is tim and does not know how to drive because Jenny has not persistently enough pursued teachin...

I don't have long arms! I have broad shoulders! I AM NOT AN ORANGUTAN PERSON! You just have no idea what a relief this is. I have spe...