I Will Tell You What to Think

That post title is only three characters (four characters?) shy of being too long for a post title. I went to the library today to get, I sw...

Today in class, I discovered a very dark hair in amongst my regular fair hair. I mean properly dark, not just brown like bits of my hair ar...

A sum-up of my new semester: One of my professors came to class wearing a canary-yellow shirt with a white jacket and a yellow bow-tie with ...

1. Injuring your toe by basically detaching your entire toenail. 2. Limping around because you can't put weight on your toe. 3. Getting ...

It's homeowners associations. They frighten me. If I became rich, I would have to build a house in the middle of nowhere, or commissio...

OW. OW. OW. OW. I hurt myself, ow ow ow ow ow. It hurts SO MUCH. It will be much easier and less yucky for someone to just amputate th...

When I was a little girl, I read this very wondrous book called The Witch Family , in which the Head Witch of all the witches was so extreme...

This is well-documented and there's nothing more to say about it. I just remembered that I had a category about this, and it reminded m...

About a week and a half ago, there arose a peculiar phenomenon in my bedroom, which was that an alarm started to go off every day at 7:59. ...

I will preface this by saying that all the cats I have done these things to have totally deserved it. Their owners were nice but had a dis...