I Will Tell You What to Think

For some reason I feel that it's my duty to make people aware of the proper way to slit one's wrists. I don't know why this is. ...

Spoilers, I swear to God, I am starting in just a minute and there will be the spoilers. Happening now. Okay. I so totally called it ! I W...

Here is a Nazi anecdote that is totally reasonable crankiness. So I recently learned that not one single Bulgarian or Danish or Finnish Jew ...

I one time watched the scariest film ever about lucid dreaming, which you may have heard of. It was Waking Life , and it was the scariest f...

Inanimate objects are often very trying. You cannot reason with them. You cannot see that they feel guilty for messing up your day and mad...

Except Sherry. Because he's too old. But I have faith that if he were young enough, he could pull it off totally, even though he's...

My sister said recently that she'd been writing down her dreams for a while and had noticed some recurring themes; and then I got really...

I was getting ready to print some stuff, and I had this pack of colored paper all set to print the stuff on, and it was in five colors, and ...

I just can't let this pass without comment any longer. It is unnatural for one person to be right as frequently and reliably as my moth...

I went into London today, right, my last day trip to London for the time being, and I decided not to bring a book. Okay, okay, I know what y...